Day 3

Before even getting started, the suitor must be better than Heather Turnbull and must date both of us at the same time. Perfect first date starts with a Pokemon battle to determine the suitor's worth...no one can defeat us, so it is the end of the date. Unless they trade us an awesome enough Pokemon. Then we share a glass of orange juice, and by share I mean separate glasses, we just drink at the same time. Next hopscotch competition, winner decides if the date continues. Harass Heather Turnbull until the end of the date. If it goes well we will exchange our real first names and telephone numbers. Maybe a second date if they give us an awesome enough present.

Every date we go on is better than any date Heather Turnbull goes on...cause we're better.