Saturday, May 28, 2011

Friday, May 27, 2011

Some people just think they are nice...but they are only nice to some people and total assholes to others. And betray their real friends and SUCK ASSHOLES IN THE FACE!!!! The friends they do have treat them awfully and will be alone their whole life.

Of course there are some people who are actually nice like Jess who have awesome friends cause they are awesome too...unlike Heather Turnbull...who the earlier statement was not about...we are just better than her.

Day 4

Our Dad
Our MOM




Our parents as so much better than Heather Turnbull

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Falling in love hurts more because you usually you hit something, like the wall or a door. Being in love is just boring though, cause it has no action to it...lame. We fall harder and faster than than Heather Turnbull cause we are HARDCORE!1!!!!1!!!!

Day 3

Before even getting started, the suitor must be better than Heather Turnbull and must date both of us at the same time. Perfect first date starts with a Pokemon battle to determine the suitor's worth...no one can defeat us, so it is the end of the date. Unless they trade us an awesome enough Pokemon. Then we share a glass of orange juice, and by share I mean separate glasses, we just drink at the same time. Next hopscotch competition, winner decides if the date continues. Harass Heather Turnbull until the end of the date. If it goes well we will exchange our real first names and telephone numbers. Maybe a second date if they give us an awesome enough present.

Every date we go on is better than any date Heather Turnbull goes on...cause we're better.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Day 2

Our lives are inexplicably intertwined like the yarn in an epic old woman's knitting basket. Also we kind of enjoy Kirby a lot. Not to mention a knitted socktopus was thrown on the lap of a kidnapped individual as the two learned to bond, and that they are always right.

We are also much better than Heather Turnbull

Signed Both Authors

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

DAY 1

We are awesome and better than Heather Turnbull. That is all you need to know.
15 Facts (Guess what fact is about who)
1. I can lick my elbows
2. Brandy is the best roommate I ever had
3. Kangaroos can have two babies of different ages in their pouch
4. Fur seals are not true seals
5. I'm wearing underwear
6. No one ever taught me how to tie my shoes
7. Near been snowboarding
8. I'm not getting married on August 2nd 2011
9. I've slept with Heather Turnbull
10. I wear glasses...we both do...trick fact
11. I have trouble reading cursive
12. AWESOME hand holder
13. Socially awkward...by choice
14. Wore a tin foil hat today
15. We know someone who weights two Heathers

Signed both authors

Monday, May 23, 2011

30 Day Blog Challenge

Day 0: The 30 Day Challenge Explanation and Description
Day 1: Introduce, 15 interesting facts
Day 2: Meaning behind your blog name
Day 3: Your idea of the perfect first date
Day 4: Your parents
Day 5: A song to match your mood
Day 6: A picture of something that makes you happy
Day 7: Favorite movies
Day 8: A place you've traveled to
Day 9: Your favorite musician and why?
Day 10: Something you're afraid of
Day 11: Favorite tv shows
Day 12: Something you don't leave the house without
Day 13: Goals
Day 14: How have you changed in the past year?
Day 15: Bible verse
Day 16: Dream house
Day 17: Something you're looking forward to
Day 18: Favorite Place to Eat
Day 19: Something you miss
Day 20: Nicknames
Day 21: Someone you admire
Day 22: What's in your purse?
Day 23: Favorite Movie
Day 24: Something you've learned
Day 25: Put your iPod on shuffle, first 10 songs
Day 26: Your Dream Wedding
Day 27: Where you live
Day 28: Something that stresses you out
Day 29: 3 Wishes
Day 30: 5 good things that happened since you started the challenge