This is a emu not an ostrich 

What is worst than finding a worm in your apple?

The holocaust

Day Seven of Mollusca Week

HUMAN SNAIL

This is real picture

Day 6 of Mollusca Week

Clam

Day Five of Mollusca Week

Nautilus

Day Four of Mollusca Week

Cuttlefish

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Day Three of Mollusca Week

Dumbo Octopus

Day Two of Mollusca Week

Sea Slug

Mollusca Week

Day one snail:

Creepiest Aisle at Walmart

Working at Walmart this summer has taught me many things, one of them being which aisle is the creepiest. At first you might think Sporting Goods, where old men and creepy associates hit on you...

but no it is actually the hair dye aisle

All of those faces staring at you, watching you, all the time.

Sorry about the lack of updates, we've been getting over our Forth of July celebrations, we really out did ourselves this year...we do have something awesome coming so keep checking back

Day 7 of Fence Week

Shopping Cart Safety: It's no joke

Day 6 of Fence Week

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Day 5 of Fence Week

A recent study found that 35% of men have been injured while undoing a woman's bra.

That's correct. While unfastening a woman's stabilizing devise, men have received strained tendons, scratches, and other similar injuries.

Actually, I can vouch for that. I got injured today while trying to undo a woman's bra. When I undid the woman in front of me in the checkout line, she turned and hit me with a can of peas.

Day 4 of Fence Week

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really? Like a newborn baby?"

"Yep, no hair, no teeth and I think I just wet my pants."